Instant Winner

Instant Winner
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Studio album by Distorted Pony
Released	April 1994
Recorded	1993
Genre	Noise rock, industrial rock
Length	51:43
Label	Trance Syndicate
Producer	Steve Albini
Distorted Pony chronology
Punishment Room (1992) Instant Winner (1994)

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Instant Winner is the second album by Distorted Pony, released in 1994 through Trance Syndicate. By the time of the album's release, the band had already parted ways the previous year.

The Dallas Observer called the album "impossible to listen to in its entirety."

Track listing

All tracks are written by Distorted Pony

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Dept. of Existence"	4:53
2.	"Smitten"	2:40
3.	"Lamb Stink"	3:04
4.	"Big Sprawling Corrupt"	4:02
5.	"Dollar Pizza"	3:02
6.	"Slow Leak"	6:40
7.	"Go Kart"	4:21
8.	"Sparkle"	5:37
9.	"Cripple"	4:36
10.	"Fifty Cent Pizza"	3:01
11.	"A Fine View from the Temple"	9:47

Personnel

Distorted Pony

• Robert Hammer – guitar
• Theodore Jackson – drums, percussion
• Dora Jahr – bass guitar, vocals
• London May – drums
• David Uskovich – guitar, vocals

Production and additional personnel

• Steve Albini – engineering
• Distorted Pony – production

External links

• Instant Winner at Discogs (list of releases)