Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 19, 2012
... He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts — for support rather than illumination ...
Template:Portal:Scotland/Selected content/footer... It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies!
Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! ...